var sc_project=4172449; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_partition=48; var sc_click_stat=1; var sc_security="669441de"; POST PIX PLZ!babesontumblr@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @babesontumblr)http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://sleepanddream.tumblr.com/post/66676311/re-hot-tumblrs">sleepanddream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why isn’t there one for female tumblrs? Or, is there and I just don’t know about it because I AM a female tumblr? Or would having one for female tumblrs be considered sexist? Cause I would totally be an editor of it because I’m comfortable enough in my sexuality to be like “oh yeah she’s hot.”</p> <p>So if there’s not one, who wants to start one with me? Email me!</p> </blockquote> <p>Right here. </p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/66684895http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/66684895Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:37:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLig6uqp7cDxTwO2Iqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/59241383">juliaallison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lesson #3: V-NECK!</p> <p>V-NECK!</p> <p>V-NECK!</p> <p>V-NECK!</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know what that lesson teaches or why she’s teaching anyone anything. All I can think is TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS! And that’s before I saw this picture. Now I know it’s totally fucking unholy to say JA’s a babe - and these days, she’s so not - but we all have our hatefuck fantasies. Mine involves time-traveling back a year or two (like, before her face became distended and was just overly makeup-y) and lots of naughtiness or being bad or whatever it is girls like her call kink.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/59244808http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/59244808Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:11:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/TATtXeZ6mg3iktlvfyqOXZlOo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kaytee.tumblr.com/post/58817262/a-word-of-advice-dont-bet-against-soup-his">kaytee</a>:</p> <blockquote>a word of advice: don’t bet against soup & his giants.</blockquote> <p>Go Giants, but if you dudes invade my Kaytee fantasy with those attaboy asspats, I will start cheering the Jets. And by that I mean go gay. </p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58875382http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58875382Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:10:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aQaoGE3PRg2411wkTUtg9CJBo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/58675723/smut-art-show-and-fake-titties-fun">antikris</a>:</p> <blockquote>SMUT art show and fake titties=FUN</blockquote> <p>I love nipples but if Antikris is telling me that I must focus on them, I can’t. At least, not for long. I’m an ass man to a fault. If there was some way she could twist so I could somehow-well, you know, have both? That’d be pretty fucking great.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58873800http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58873800Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:57:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/PN5iYTWe2g3fc8ac9ey1GDgDo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://magicmolly.tumblr.com/post/58806030/here-is-a-picture-from-a-photoshoot-for-the">magicmolly</a>:</p> <blockquote>Here is a picture from a photoshoot for the wonderful <a target="new" href="http://www.maraisusa.com">MARAIS</a>! ‘Dem shoes are good for log-rolling, grass-hopping and sun-reflecting.</blockquote> <p>I’m not gonna say something creepy about why I love reflective shoe finishes. Because then I might as well admit to buying used panties from a Japanese vending machine that weren’t really used and ruined. my. day. I will instead award this today’s Tumblr Babe Oscar for Best Picture.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58873376http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58873376Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:54:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/D2NItQT4Zg2l9mcibwlxjZIFo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://itsbedtime.tumblr.com/post/58723990/if-you-didnt-come-you-missed-out">itsbedtime</a>:</p> <blockquote>If you didn’t come, you missed out.</blockquote> <p>Molls I’d buy all your junk. But I’m throwing away anything you didn’t lay on. Unless you laid on a Less Than Jake CD, in which case, lets toss it all and eat dessert all day and have sex with our clothes on.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58872718http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58872718Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:48:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dctZYQahPg2b2l98gvsQHBWro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taramichelle.tumblr.com/post/58695629/bbq-once-a-week-keeps-the-doctor-away">taramichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote>BBQ once a week keeps the doctor away.</blockquote> <p>Let’s say I come back as a recycled paper product. I’d endure seven cycles in a Louisiana penitentiary to have just one shot as Tara’s BBQ tit napkin. </p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58872186http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58872186Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:43:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9KhrQuWplg142ga1wyIJh6LFo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tesslynch.tumblr.com/post/58575786/this-is-what-it-feels-like-to-anticipate-pulled">tesslynch</a>:</p> <blockquote>this is what it feels like to anticipate pulled pork.</blockquote> <p>If a girl likes too many of the things I like, it’s irritating. But if those things are meat preparations and watching the crazy neighbors jog in shiny suits, it’s all <i>How the Butcher Met His Wife</i>, which is to say: like the romcom of my dreams.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58871376http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58871376Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:36:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dctZYQahPfy0r5ae53ulajcOo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taramichelle.tumblr.com/post/58191104/a-stranger-gave-me-a-high-five-today-because-of">taramichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote>A stranger gave me a high five today because of the “I’m not a scientologist” sticker on my phone.</blockquote> <p>WOOSHHHH</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58218739http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58218739Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:46:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/mkNw5d644fy6bn10MsOSmM7xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/58212590/wednesday-in-my-favorite-t-shirt-i-bet-you">frangry</a>:</p> <blockquote>Wednesday. In my favorite t-shirt. I bet you didn’t know I was a cheerleader, a cheerleader with glasses. I was on the top of the pyramid too. I thought it was because I was the best one, but then I realized it was because I was the scrawniest.</blockquote> <p>Frangry’s anecdotes = my fantasies.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58218650http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58218650Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:46:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dctZYQahPfwuag1pLdLlhLLeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taramichelle.tumblr.com/post/58017788/elf-who-goes-thurr">taramichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote>ELF, WHO GOES THURR?</blockquote> <p>I’m starting to become distressed about how doll-like some of the beautiful girls on tumblr are. Am I sick or are these girls just as extraordinarily hot as I think?</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58135257http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58135257Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:03:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/PN5iYTWe2fwmwbk5kRECuz4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://magicmolly.tumblr.com/post/57986532/how-queer-rutgers-presbyterian-didnt-have-those">magicmolly</a>:</p> <blockquote>How queer! Rutgers Presbyterian didn’t have those little “I VOTED” stickers. Mom had to take a photo instead.</blockquote> <p>I love the word queer, especially when said in a gravelly Southern accent. It’s funny. Voting isn’t funny. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Hey look! A cute girl. </p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58134800http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58134800Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:59:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aQaoGE3PRfwa2cpo66I98ztTo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/57930621/election-day-smiles-i-dont-want-to-blow-my-load">antikris</a>:</p> <blockquote>Election Day Smiles!!  I dont want to blow my load too soon, but I am thinking I am going to be very happy tonight!!</blockquote> <p>I usually have a hard time resisting hacky jokes but today I feel stronger. Me strong like bull. You pretty.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58132881http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/58132881Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:48:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dctZYQahPfv2e7b48iI6CYYlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taramichelle.tumblr.com/post/57775739/high-fashion-pumpkin">taramichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote>High fashion pumpkin.</blockquote> <p>Maybe this should just be the TARA MICHELLE OMFG blog. If you told me five minutes ago that my goals were about to shift to “become pumpkin stem,” I’d maybe punch you in the face. Instead I’m punching my crotch in the hopes that I can leave the house in a few hours. </p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57892070http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57892070Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:28:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1KpgOhsA7fvoml1iF2dsefjQo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zoee.tumblr.com/post/57857082/i-need-to-find-something-to-do-for-the-next-five">Zoee</a> almost looks like a Real Doll only she’s the dream Real Doll that can color in the lines and reciprocate during the sex she’ll never have with you. </p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57891786http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57891786Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:24:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/PN5iYTWe2fsjuwo6hGHVxD3Wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://magicmolly.tumblr.com/post/57511573/when-father-saw-the-roger-daltrey-sweatshirt-he">magicmolly</a>:</p> <blockquote>When Father saw the Roger Daltrey sweatshirt, he asked: “Is that Cher?”</blockquote> <p><a href="http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/54439473/when-i-was-seventeen">Again</a>, please marry me. I’ll write my vows in blood or kombucha or whatever you want and you can divorce me the next day. I don’t care. Just marry me. Once?</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57542955http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57542955Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:33:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9KhrQuWplfr2q7cn8U3TIxP0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tesslynch.tumblr.com/post/57369835/my-past-halloweens-were-not-unlike-julia">tesslynch</a>:</p> <blockquote>My past Halloweens were not unlike <a href="http://blog.juliaallison.com/2006/10/slutoween.html">Julia Allison’s</a>, apparently.</blockquote> <p>Tess is the Queen Bee of my worker/slave bee fantasies. Also she smokes. Usually a total downer, but if you’re in the ‘trix market, a must.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57484107http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57484107Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:40:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dctZYQahPfpl9e147fUY0ygmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taramichelle.tumblr.com/post/57187014/pillow-suffocation-by-tara-michelle">taramichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote>‘Pillow suffocation’ by Tara Michelle</blockquote> <p>I don’t care if you can offer me a look into the future at Wednesday’s OBAMA WINS headlines. I’m still gonna sit here and stare at this picture. Also I’ll ask you to leave so I can pet my laptop screen.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57207193http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57207193Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:23:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/PN5iYTWe2fp7e3k2Tv6GlvmYo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://magicmolly.tumblr.com/post/57135724/behold-the-first-vial-of-homemade-kombucha-i-put">magicmolly</a>:</p> <blockquote>BEHOLD! The first vial of homemade kombucha. I put some mango juice in it. There is more in the fridge. Here’s a trick: if you put it in old storebought bottles, it feels more official.</blockquote> <p>Magicmolly, my feelings for you are official. And homemade. See how I did that? I know. Love me anyway?</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57205269http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57205269Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:07:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dctZYQahPfoyx6eoEZ6YnaToo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taramichelle.tumblr.com/post/57098928/good-morning-last-night-i-was-in-the-best-coma">taramichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote>Good morning. Last night I was in the best coma ever.</blockquote> <p>My hard drive just melted. We protocol droids weren’t built for this.</p>http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57099604http://babesontumblr.tumblr.com/post/57099604Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:23:00 -0400